I did a science 

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 03/15/2019 at 20:04 • Filed to: Correlation causes emancipation of the cobbler pie nation when accounting for target fixation of prenatal retaliation

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Waiting for a client to arrive at a meeting, so I decided to gather up my findings and prove once and for all that maximum strength is directly related to....

It's irrefutable. My line graph will accept no counterarguments so don't even try. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:07

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EFFECTS GOD DAMMIT

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/15/2019 at 20:08

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Afix? 

Decay buys too many beaters > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:14

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Looks like full boost right around van living RPM

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:15

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Psssst... “affects” is a verb

AestheticsInMotion > Decay buys too many beaters 03/15/2019 at 20:16

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That might be the sweet spot. I was going to add time as a z-axis but my excel-fu isn’t the greatest

AestheticsInMotion > MM54 03/15/2019 at 20:16

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Okay so there's one error in my graph. Fine

Future Heap Owner > MM54 03/15/2019 at 20:18

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“Effects” is a verb too

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:22

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Uhffects

Future Heap Owner > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:29

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So which journal are you hoping to get these findings published in?

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:32

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I correct people on this all the time, don’t feel bad.

AestheticsInMotion > MM54 03/15/2019 at 20:40

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I'm normally pretty good with this kind of thing but I admit I make the effect/affect error somewhat commonly :(

AestheticsInMotion > Future Heap Owner 03/15/2019 at 20:41

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Whichever one pays the most. I assume they'll start a bidding war for the article 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:42

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comic sans is goos

AestheticsInMotion > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/15/2019 at 20:52

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I was hoping someone would catch that. I had to change the font for each section individually 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 20:56

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Not many people understand the greatness of Comic Sans....

AestheticsInMotion > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/15/2019 at 20:59

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Ah. I see you’re a man of class.

May the Miata of ever- flowing happiness visit you in your dreams

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 21:10

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Dude, you’re literally living all my automotive dreams with the TurboBrick and Miata. Eternally jealous

AestheticsInMotion > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/15/2019 at 21:29

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Talk your parents into a Miata. 

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 21:32

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But how can you be sure that it's not the other way around and the weight lifting is making your beard grow? 

AestheticsInMotion > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/15/2019 at 21:53

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You monster

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 22:15

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Hell if I ain't trying. They see it is impractical and not too safe and while they're lowkey right the insurance rates here in Florida for them are LOW so that's what I'm using as leverage, plus the fact it has one of the greatest manuals ever and they know how much I love cars so yeah we'll see where that goes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 22:16

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I am skeptical that you've grown a full beard since six days ago

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/15/2019 at 22:37

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Your skepticism is well-founded. But I’m trying harder than a Tercel pulling a stump.

Simmilar levels of success too

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 03/15/2019 at 22:47

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Beards are for weirdos

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/15/2019 at 22:54

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Exactly! 

Tristan > AestheticsInMotion 03/16/2019 at 03:22

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I love a good spurious correlation!

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > AestheticsInMotion 03/16/2019 at 09:25

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HAHAHAHA!!! I, as a powerlifter thoroughly enjoyed this science. I may have shared this with my powerliftin g buddies.